Festivities and Gift Givin'

Happy Holidays internet people! Seeing as how the insatiable appetite of Christmas can no longer be contained to a single day of the year, I thought I would throw my hat into this seasonal arena by giving you all a merry little treat every day throughout the month of December. And what better way to dole out good cheer than by instructing all of you dunderheads on the proper methods of handing out gifts to all the deserving nerds in your life. Pay attention, because the list I will be providing may very well be the inspiration you need to make this the greatest Christmas your geeky friend will ever have. So without further ado, residents of the Island of Misfit Mascots, let's get this winter holiday a rollin'!